My new audition video for “The Voice”…. When they hear my high note they gonna be begging a m@#$&$#@#$er to be on their show….and I’m gonna say “sure… but I want Tito’s chair!!!! Nah…. I change my mind I don’t think YOUR ass going to be making it to the next round …maybe YOU can try again next season, BLAKE!!! What the f@#$ kinda name is that anyway… Blake?!?! Like Blake Carrington the third?!!; what are you going to do go throw another shrimp on the barbie, Blake?!? I bet you drink Foster’s don’t you?!!! You ain’t even real cowboy are you?!?! Blake?!?!? ”
#gotya #blakeshelton #nbcthevoice
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“Danger Contaminateds Custom Covid Masks”
My new cologne company
So upon advice from Kylie Jenner amongst my many other business ventures I’ve created my own fragrance…. Available soon in stores near you